get the fuck out
I want Planktonto plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
"Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed. "
"Everything is temporary. "
if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.
24 Unattractive Traits
These are so brutally honest, but at least it’s better to know them than not. or you can forward this list to someone (wink wink) so they know.
These were paired so perfectly together
I had a boyfriend who had 17 of the worst traits
foxes are the most important animals on earth
im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore
Very suspicious of people stealing his tail